Umm I'm too high to move.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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