im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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