Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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