found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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