well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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