I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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