how can u be prego again
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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