I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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