Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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