I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
