Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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