Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I am naked and annoyed.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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