Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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