I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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