Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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