That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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