Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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