Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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