She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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