dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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