We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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