Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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