just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I love having hate sex.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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