At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My bed smells like the plague
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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