you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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