Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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