Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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