Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Randomize
