Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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