you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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