What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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