her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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