I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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