yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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