I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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