i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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