operation have a gay friend backfired
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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