weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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