yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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