I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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