When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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