I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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