covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
high people should be assigned attendants
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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