69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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