so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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