"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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