Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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