I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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