exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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