He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You ruined the universe
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
