party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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