Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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