i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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